Custom Aluminum Cremation Urn for Human Ashes - Suzesta Pearl White Memorial Urn - Just Funny Urn Design - 200 Cubic Inch

Let’s face it—grief is hard. But your loved one? They were hilarious. So why send them off in something generic when you can give them a send-off with personality? Our Funny Human Urn Memorial – Humor Edition is the ultimate tribute for someone who’d want to go out with a laugh.

Crafted from durable aluminum with a black and white faux marble finish fancier than your aunt’s countertop remodel, this adult-sized urn proudly holds up to 200 cubic inches—perfect for someone up to 200 lbs pre-afterlife. Measuring roughly 11 inches tall and 7 inches wide, it's large enough to honor a life well-lived, but still fits nicely next to your houseplants (or next to your coffee maker, if you’re feeling cheeky). This urn features optional humorous engravings like “NOT COFFEE,” “It’s pretty dark in here,” or “BRB”—because nothing says eternal rest like a well-placed joke.

It’s got a felt-lined base so your furniture stays scuff-free, and a threaded lid that keeps everything exactly where it should be (no surprise ash storms during vacuuming, thank you very much). Personalized engraving is available, so you can include names, dates, or that one phrase they always said that still makes everyone laugh. Each urn is engraved and finished right here in the USA, where we take humor and craftsmanship equally seriously. Because life was full of laughter—and the afterlife doesn’t have to be dull. Celebrate your loved one’s memory with a little sass, a lot of love, and a final resting place that says, “Yep, they’d totally approve of this.”

• Playful Faux Marble Finish with Comedic Touch – Featuring a sleek black and white faux marble swirl, this urn is designed for those who appreciated good style and a great punchline. Choose from funny engravings like “NOT COFFEE,” “It’s pretty dark in here,” or “BRB” for a lighthearted final resting place.
• Generous Capacity for Adult Remains – With a 200 cubic inch capacity, this urn respectfully holds the ashes of an adult weighing up to 200 lbs prior to cremation—because even in the afterlife, they deserve room to breathe (figuratively, of course).
• Custom Engraving with a Sense of Humor – Add a personal and hilarious touch with professional engraving on stainless steel in a striking gold finish. Include names, dates, and a funny quote or inside joke they’d be proud to haunt you with—because nothing says "eternal style" like a bit of sparkle and sarcasm.
• Durable Construction & Secure Seal – Built from high-quality aluminum with a felt-lined base to protect your furniture from eternal scuffs. The threaded lid keeps everything securely sealed—no dust-ups during dusting.
• Proudly Crafted & Engraved in the USA – Measuring approximately 11" tall and 7" wide with a 4" opening and 5" threaded lid, this urn is ideal for display, burial, or standing proudly on your shelf silently judging your life choices—just like old times.
  

*All orders are processed and shipped within 24 hours from South Florida.

Our aim is to ensure that you receive your personalized bible in the shortest possible time. We offer various shipping options via USPS, UPS & Fedex with estimated delivery times as follows:

• Standard Shipping: 3-5 Business days
• Expedited Shipping: 2-3 days
• Overnight Shipping: 1 Business Day

Please note that we cannot accept returns for imprinted bibles once they have been correctly personalized. However, for non-imprinted bibles that require a return, kindly reach out to us within 30 days at hello@inscrybedmemory.com with your order number and a brief explanation for the return, and we will provide you with further instructions and a free return label.