Custom Aluminum Cremation Urn for Human Ashes - Suzesta Pearl White Memorial Urn - Dark Humor Design - 200 Cubic Inch

Go Out with a Smile: Personalized Black & White Faux Marble Cremation Urn with Gold Floral Emblem – Dark Humor Engraved Design | Secure Lid & Felt Base | Holds Adult Ashes Up to 200 Lbs Celebrate a life well-lived—and well-laughed—with this Personalized Black & White Faux Marble Cremation Urn, designed for those who appreciated the lighter side of life. Perfect for someone who always knew how to crack a joke, this darkly humorous urn adds a touch of wit to your final farewell.

Crafted from premium aluminum, this urn features a striking black-and-white faux marble finish with a classic gold floral emblem and accent band, blending elegance with just the right hint of irreverence. It’s a funny memorial urn for someone who wouldn’t want all the tears without a chuckle or two. Measuring 11 inches tall and 7 inches wide, with a 4-inch opening and a 5-inch threaded lid, it keeps ashes securely sealed. The felt-lined base protects surfaces, while the interior is coated to prevent moisture—because even in the afterlife, they deserve to be well taken care of.

What sets this urn apart is the option for custom engraving with humorous quotes or quirky epitaphs, making it ideal for those with a wicked sense of humor. Whether it’s a one-liner they were known for or a cheeky farewell message, this urn ensures they go out in style. Perfect for home display, columbarium placement, or burial, this urn offers a bold, memorable tribute for a bold, unforgettable personality. Proudly crafted and engraved in the USA, it’s the perfect blend of funeral humor, beauty, and heartfelt personalization.

• PERSONALIZED WITH A WINK: Custom engraved with your loved one’s name, dates, or a hilariously fitting quote in gold—this urn turns remembrance into a true celebration of their wit, sarcasm, or one-liner legacy.
• THE LAST LAUGH: Perfect for those who always found a way to bring joy and laughter, this memorial urn adds a lighthearted touch to their lasting memory—because they’d want you to smile even in remembrance.
• A BEAUTIFULLY BOLD GOODBYE: With its faux marble finish and gold floral emblem, this adult urn blends elegant memorial style with a cheeky twist—perfect for the person who wouldn't want things too serious.
• SECURE: The threaded lid closure ensures a tight, lasting seal, while the felt-lined base protects surfaces and keeps everything in place—no unexpected spills, just eternal rest with a touch of laughter.
• ENGRAVED: Proudly crafted and personalized in the USA, this cremation urn provides a witty and cheerful way to cherish your loved one’s memory—because even in the afterlife, they’d want to keep things lighthearted.
  

*All orders are processed and shipped within 24 hours from South Florida.

Our aim is to ensure that you receive your personalized bible in the shortest possible time. We offer various shipping options via USPS, UPS & Fedex with estimated delivery times as follows:

• Standard Shipping: 3-5 Business days
• Expedited Shipping: 2-3 days
• Overnight Shipping: 1 Business Day

Please note that we cannot accept returns for imprinted bibles once they have been correctly personalized. However, for non-imprinted bibles that require a return, kindly reach out to us within 30 days at hello@inscrybedmemory.com with your order number and a brief explanation for the return, and we will provide you with further instructions and a free return label.