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Clocked Out for the Last Time: Personalized Faux Marble Office-Themed Cremation Urn – Custom Engraved with Name & Office Humorous Tribute – Secure Threaded Lid & Felt-Lined Base – Fits Adult Ashes Up to 200 Lbs. For the legendary desk jokester who turned every status meeting into stand-up, this urn blends elegance with office-friendly humor. It’s a tribute to the colleague, friend, or boss who never missed a chance to lighten the mood—even when the printer jammed.

Crafted from durable aluminum with a polished black-and-white faux marble finish and refined gold inlay, this urn offers a sleek yet playful look—fit for display next to a “World’s Best Boss” mug or their favorite bobblehead. Measuring approximately 11 inches tall and 7 inches wide, it provides a generous 200-cubic-inch capacity—just right for adults up to 200 lbs. or for one final mic drop. A secure threaded lid ensures no surprise exits, and the felt-lined base keeps everything steady—because toppling over during a memorial service isn’t the kind of punchline anyone wants.

This urn includes custom engraving with your loved one’s name and a personal tribute in gold—whether it’s a quirky quote, an office inside joke, or a classic one-liner like “Out of Office…Forever.” Proudly engraved in the USA, this office-inspired cremation urn is more than just a resting place—it’s a celebration of laughter, legacy, and a life well-lived, right up to the very last coffee break.

• PERSONALIZED WITH PURPOSE: This durable faux marble cremation urn is custom engraved with your loved one’s name and a witty office-themed tribute in gold—honoring both their work ethic and their sense of humor.
• FOR THE OFFICE LEGEND: Made for the coworker who ran on caffeine, chaos, and calendar invites, this urn is a lighthearted nod to a life lived between deadlines and jokes.
• FUNCTIONAL: Measuring 11 inches tall and 7 inches wide, it holds up to 200 cubic inches—ample space for anyone who lived large and maybe hoards office supplies.
• SECURE: A secure threaded lid and felt-lined base ensure no accidental exits or collisions with the conference table—because this meeting is final.
• ENGRAVED: Engraved with care right here in the USA, this urn is a thoughtful way to celebrate a loved one’s legacy—because while they’ve left the breakroom, their memory’s still on the whiteboard.
  

*All orders are processed and shipped within 24 hours from South Florida.

Our aim is to ensure that you receive your personalized bible in the shortest possible time. We offer various shipping options via USPS, UPS & Fedex with estimated delivery times as follows:

• Standard Shipping: 3-5 Business days
• Expedited Shipping: 2-3 days
• Overnight Shipping: 1 Business Day

Please note that we cannot accept returns for imprinted bibles once they have been correctly personalized. However, for non-imprinted bibles that require a return, kindly reach out to us within 30 days at hello@inscrybedmemory.com with your order number and a brief explanation for the return, and we will provide you with further instructions and a free return label.